Thursday, September 09, 2010

More comments from the big brave Anonymous squirrel

My biggest fan took the trouble to leave another charming little message on here in the comments section once again writing under the cowards cloak of anonimity.

He writes in response to my last posting;

"Wrong again shithead! Maybe I'm one of those people you have insulted who is not an LUL employee? There's plenty of us, after all! Anyway, not very nice to see you back, arsehole!"

Seems to have a problem this poor creature I cant have insulted him/her personally I dont think except if its Bob Crow who i dont think cares as he is too thick (skinned).

seems that this little nonentity is getting his/her knickers in a twist about my witty and humourous musings on LU, staff, passengers et al. Oh well you will be relieved to learn that I have started to cycle now and those cyclists really get on my tits.

There they are in their dayglo jackets and padded pants that look like full up nappies. Some stop at traffic lights and others (like me) sensibly look both ways before continuing. After all whats the point in having a bike and then behaving like a car.

I will be bringing the best of my miserable musings to bear on cyclists now as well as the population of the tube.

I got on the tube yesterday and when the doors opened a woman shrieked

"Im not moving! Im Pregnant! "

I said to her. "well then I suggested you travel at a time more condusive to your condition wrapped in cotton wool" then muttered into my newspaper "or preferably clingfilm"

she was gutted (not literally)

1 Comments:

At 11:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oday in evening rush hour I was taking tube in victoria line. I was sick and wearing high heels so I felt that I need to go home and take some medicines.

So when I tried to step on the escalator towards downstairs I was going to take the left side to walk down (thats the rule in london underground) . Then a guy with indian accent guy who's 6 feet tall, in a pale white short shirt, with a black messaged bag quickly cut into my pathhis shoulder and legs brutally hit my body and he just ran forwards fastly.

I said "Jesus". And thats it for expressing my disappointment of suffering his impolite actions. Then he turned around, stopped on the path and starting blaming me for blocking his road.

He said: do you understand the rule is to stand on right side for you? you blocked my way!

I said I'm going to take the left side too, you apparently are really rude and I dont want to argue with you. But he kept blabbing about how right he is to me until we stepped off from the escalator and then followed me. Saying I'm doing the right things you dont have the right to judge me blah blah.

I said maybe we both have mistakes,and I dont want to waste my time to argue with people like you. but you should know you shouldn't yell at a girl out loud in the tube.

 

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